Written by: Michael Turner & Christopher Portugal

[Double K:] This New Year's Eve, 2009:
Kidd Drunkadelic, in association with Cedar Sinai
Brings you Lutherfest! (Luther!) Yes! Lutherfest! (Luther!)
Come out and hear all your favorite Luther Vandross songs
Performed by your favorite artists of today (Luther!)
Beastie Boys doing "Never Too Much" (Goddamn!)
E-40 doing "Forever, For Always, and For Love"
The Geto Boys reunion with Willie D
Doing "Here And Now" (What the fuck?!)
Smashing Pumpkins, Buju Banton, and many more!
This event will be sponsored by Taco Bell
And St. Ides Special Brew High Gravity, for the brew in you
First one hundred people receive free diabetes testing kits
Courtesy of Wilford Brimley… also at midnight
There will be a dance contest, hosted by
Al Sharpton and Russell Simmons (Luther!)
This event will be hosted by Theo of The Beat and Kid Frost
(Tickets on sale at Crenshaw Mortuary and other fine cemetaries
With your homies in it!) (Luther!)
And if you love Luther like we love Luther
C'mon out with your favorite Jheri-curl, gain a little weight
And show your Luther-ness!
(Luther Vandross will not be at the festival
And Double K assumes no responsibility for the sensitivity of attendees
Marijuana use is prohibited (Luther!)

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